PREVIOUS TENANTS
Well Situated
We stuccoed.
We back-deck barbecued.
We took iPhone photos of elsewhere with Chardonnay.
We maintain that no two bedrooms under 500 K are alike.
We talk of off-roading strollers, of Alaskan cruises, of High School
hairdressers.
(Look!
Look at this.
(No one looking).
We bring home blueberry pie from Wholefoods.
We do not deal with whole Salmon.
We like conflict free diamond rings and ripping up the carpet.
We might change the curtains.
We aren't sure we want a Korean girl in the lower, practicing her violin?
We might flip it.
(No. Look at this.)
((A raven eating mussels from the neighbour's garbage
RENOVATIONS: