The Vancouver Special
failed to impress at first;
but then it failed to fall apart.
It failed to crack at the seams,
and it failed to look foolish with stone lions in the front.
It failed at times to stay affordable.
It failed the crack shack or million dollar mansion test,
but it never failed at making memories.
It may have watched failed attempts at marriage,
but the special itself, it only failed
at very specific times.