Clipped: New Brunswick Tourism
"Just jump in your car and choose your road trip adventure"
Not that there's anyone to teach sophistication around here
"From winding river routes to cultural corridors,"
And I mean, can they even get any other things around here?
"beachy byways to tidal trails, your biggest decision will be where to explore next"
What options do they have anyway?
"stop for a seafood feast"
At least the brutality is par for the course
"And when it’s time to refuel"
Wash your mouth after the Irvings have their way
"head out to see what"
BE. IN. THIS. PLACE.
"never-to-be-forgotten vacation memory is just around that next bend"
Well, if you leave New Brunswick, because this place just sucks