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A Review of the Prostate
"The prostate gland is central to the section of a male's the reproductive system."
No shit, Sherlock.
"It secretes fluids that assist the transportation and activation of sperm. The prostate can be found just as you're watching rectum, below the bladder and surrounding the urethra."
Why would I just be watching a rectum?
"When there is prostate problem, it will always be very uncomfortable and inconvenient for the patient as his urinary strategy is directly affected."
I'm struggling to think of a situation where a problem with your body is not uncomfortable or inconvenient. School sports day?
"To prevent prostate diseases, an effective diet is important. These are some from the actions you can take to maintain your prostate healthy.
1. Drink sufficient water. Proper hydration is essential for health and wellness and it will also keep your urinary track clean."
And will also stop your entire body collapsing!
"2. Some studies declare that several ejaculations each week will assist to prevent prostate type of cancer."
How convenient... don't worry Mum, it's so I don't get cancer!
"3. Maintain an effective diet with cereals, vegetable and fruits to be sure sufficient intake of nutrients required for prostate health."
A box of Frosties a day keeps the doctor away.